Good Night Honey

Husband: Oh! Come on!

Wife: Leave me alone!!!!

Husband: It won't take long…

Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards…

Husband: I can't sleep without it…

Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?

Husband: Because I'm hot!

Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times…

Husband: If you love me, I wouldn't have to beg you…

Wife: If you love me, you'd be more considerate…

Husband: You don't love me anymore!

Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.

Husband: Please, come on!

Wife: Alright, I'll do it…

Husband: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?

Wife: I can't find it!

Husband: Oh! For heaven's sake, feel for it!

Wife: There! Are you satisfied?

Husband: Oh yes!

Wife: Is it up far enough?

Husband: Oh, that's good!

Wife: Now, go to sleep and from now on

WHEN YOU WANT THE WINDOW OPEN, DO IT YOURSELF!

 

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p/s: This is purely meant to be a joke and not meant to be offensive.